This was delivered in my Super Mail today (slipped under my bedroom door) while I was away at class by Super Girl (also known as Little Bean).
If you are in the age of 13-20 there are 2 jobs open at the super office.
Attention! Super Tuna's mother has passed away. You are invited to her funeral Nov. 5 at [the] family room.
So apparently, I have died.
It's a good thing I got the Super News or I would have missed my own funeral.