Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Justifiable Spidercide


Look, I get it. The night's are getting cooler and you spiders are desperately seeking shelter. But, let me warn you- my house is NOT your shelter. Get under a rock. Crawl in a tree. Go underground. But do NOT come inside my house. And don't get in my car either. 

Invading my personal space could result in you being:
  • Kicked
  • Stomped
  • Smashed
  • Whacked
  • Doused in toxic chemicals
  • Randomly flung at high velocity into nearby objects
You have been warned. 

Oh, and about your shiny, black, freaky-legged friend that tried to share a shower with me this morning? That was justifiable spidercide.   

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