Look, I get it. The night's are getting cooler and you spiders are desperately seeking shelter. But, let me warn you- my house is NOT your shelter. Get under a rock. Crawl in a tree. Go underground. But do NOT come inside my house. And don't get in my car either.
Invading my personal space could result in you being:
- Doused in toxic chemicals
- Randomly flung at high velocity into nearby objects
You have been warned.
Oh, and about your shiny, black, freaky-legged friend that tried to share a shower with me this morning? That was justifiable spidercide.